How do americans feel about the foreign invasion by the army of lettuce pickers, land scapers and Janitors?

Oh God NO !!!! NOT THE ....MOP!!!! {star wars music}The potato gun was bad enough in the hands of those terrorists and I remember the lettuce war too vividly.I still have nightmares.WHY OH WHY didn't we stop them before {Star wars music} THE MOP? WHAT EVER are we to do kind sir?Please tell us so may save ourselves from these terrorists?